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The act of having anal sex with a woman just after she has taken a shit and before she has wiped her ass.
After a night of eating greasy tacos my girlfriend gave me a satisfying dirt ring. Afterwards I immediately took a shower.
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1. noun TLOTR is often erronously called a trilogy, when in fact it is a single novel, consisting of six books plus appendices, sometimes published in three volumes.
The first volume, TFOTR, was published on 29 July 1954 in England, 'with an edition for the USA following' on 21 October of the same year.
The second volume, TTT, was published in England on 11 November 1954 and in the United States on 21 April 1955.
Volume three, TROTK, finally appeared in England on 20 October 1955 and in the United States on 5 January 1956.
With the appearance ot the third volume, TLOTR was published in its entirety, and its first edition text remained virtually unchanged for a decade. (Tolkein made a few small corrections, but further errors entered TFOTR in its second impression when the printer, having distributed the type after the first printing, reset the book without informing the author or publisher.)
In 1965, stemming from what then appeared to be copyright problems in the United States, an American paperback firm published an unauthorized and non-royalty paying edition of TLOTR.
2. noun (the cinematic masterpieces of considerable acclaim) TLOTR was adapted for the screen by Peter Jackson in the beginning of the 21st century. The New Zealand born director released three separate movies based upon the three volumes of TLOTR.
1. x: Hey, what are you reading there dude?
y: It's a book.
x: What's it called?
y: The Lord of the Rings.
x: It looks like a long story.
y: It is a very , very long story.
x: Well...
y: Shut up. I'm trying to read.
2. x: Let's smoke some of this gak and watch the entire Special Edition of The Lord of the Rings!
y: Again?
x: Why not?
y: Do we have enough dope for all 36 hours?
x: I'll call Sue, that shikse always has dope.
y: Cool. Let's do it.
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A thumb ring is often warn as a sign of power. Traditionally it was worn by archers to protect their thumb during rapid firing. Although often misunderstood as a statement of sexuality, the thumb ring symbolizes strength and courage.
The archer equipped his thumb ring in preparation for battle.
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Like a Skoal ring or Cope Ring; the circular wear mark in one's pants, made by a can of snuff/smokeless tobacco over time.
Check out the dip ring on those Wranglers!
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small moon shaped ring worn on womens feet. usually cute young beach girls and porn stars.
damm! even her feet are sexy, especially with those cute toe rings.
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The dried up piece of foreskin that's on your fucking dick head right now
I'll pick up my onion ring that's on my fucking dick and fucking eat it in front of your fucking face
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An Irish ring with two hands grasping a heart with a crown... Meanings- On the right hand facing up it means you are available, on the right facing down means you are taken, but not engaged, on the left hand facing down it means you are engaged/ married.
Yesterday I went to the Irish store and bought a claddagh ring.
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