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The Holden rodeo is an extremely common underrated utility vehicle. It is very capable off road and is much better in performance than your navaras, tritons and crappy Indian builds.
They have a reputation for breaking all the time buts that's because they are tough as nails and get beaten to buggery off road. They are highly capable with good ground clearance and pass most other stock 4wds of the era.
They are still very common and the early 1980 models are still being used today. Very reliable and one of the best older utes out there, underneath Hilux and and a few other of course.
Hey man, my old Holden Rodeo is still running after 30yrs! The thing is bloody ruthless and tough as nails!
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Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
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While engaging in anal sex with your lady, you call her by her best friends name as you begin to pull her hair. The object, of course, being to ride for a full eight seconds.
Raunchy rodeos always lead to one night stands... But hey, I rode for ten seconds!
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Latin: Ragius Slagius Rodius
This sexual maneuvre takes lots of preperation but creates a huge amount of sexual pleasure.
You need to locate the targeted females used period pad, or for a better reaction use someone elses, then superglue around the edges of the bloody pad. Before sneaking up behind her in the dark and slapping the period pad over her mouth so it sticks bloody side in. Then commence having sex with her from behind wrapping your arms around her waist as she struggles to get you and the period filled delight attached to her mouth off, you should time how long you can hang on for.
My girlfriend was furious when I did the Raggy Rodeo, but 14 seconds beat my dads record.
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Sex maneuver. Mount a girl from behind. After you are satisfied with your experience. Tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can stay on her.
I was Doing this chick Doggie style, I decided I wanted to do the Himalayan Rodeo. I told her i had AIDS. She jumped around or and bucked like a bull. I stayed on for 2 minutes.
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1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.
2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event
3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head
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When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".
Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.
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