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When 2 dudes make a bet on who's d*** it's bigger and both drop trou. The looser gives the winner a bj.
John and Mark where both bored and horny so they decided to play gay roulette. That's how Mark ended up giving John a bj.
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When you receive a snapchat and don't know whether or not it is a dick pic.
"Dude he sent me another dick pic on snapchat"
"It's like snap roulette with him, you just don't know what you're gonna get"
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Unprotected sex in which the male pulls out prior to ejaculation. Also known as the pull and pray method. Of dubious effectiveness in comparison to condoms or birth control.
I didn't have any jimmy caps so I had to resort to some Vatican roulette with Sarah last night at the party. Let's hope I didn't knock her up.
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When twitter's add location feature doesn't work and says you're tweeting from a completely different place.
Twitter's playing location roulette with me. I just tweeted in Glasgow but twitter says I'm in Florida. WTF?
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When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout
"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"
The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!
Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!
Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?
Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!
(Taxis come flooding back to the office)
Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!
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A place for girls to attempt to raise their self-estime by "encouraging" young gentlemen.
A place for young gentlemen to "encourage" themselves as they normally would - while looking into the eyes of other bored, scared and worried young gentlemen.
www.whatischatroulette.com poses the question relating to the future of Chatroulette:
It depends what you think the internet is. Is the internet the most liberating occurrence since the steam engine, allowing all knowledge to be available at all times to all people (sometimes on an equal footing as well!)? Or is it the soiled spunk-pot of lonely young men who have failed to get a girl on the internet to take her clothes off?
Welcome to chat roulette:
Him: Boobs?
Your partner has disconnected.
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The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.