round the outside

"Round the outside" can refer to dancing, specifically square dancing. "Country" dress and traditions have caught on in many southern states, notably Florida, Texas, and Georgia.

"Three buffalo gals go 'round the outside
'Round the outside
'Round the outside
Three buffalo gals go 'round the outside
And do-si-do your partner..."
-- Malcolm McLaren

"Two Trailer park girls go around the outside ..."
-- Marshall Mathers (a.k.a. Eminem)

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Round 2

You've just finished taking a giant dump and you're about to pull up your trousers after wiping your ass squeeky-clean when suddenly you feel another shit-missile about to explode out of your rectum.

Guy 1: Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? Were you beating off?
Guy 2: No, man, I had a serious case of round 2.

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round the sun

years (rotations the earth makes around the sun)

my nephew has grown up so fast, he's now 20 round the sun!

Ouchie Rounds

Non-lethal ammunition, commonly used by police. Often used in shotguns, riot guns, or grenade launchers. Also known as rubber bullets or riot rounds.

And then Miss Officer shot him with Ouchie Rounds... never saw a guy go down so fast without being hit with a bullet.

Saved rounds

Extra information that you forgot to say after telling everyone they can leave.

Usually military personnel use this.

I have a few saved rounds. Have a good weekend and stay out of jail.

A Round In The Chamber

A portion one's feces ready, eager, and straining for its release, especially when a restroom is not available.

"Man, I gotta find a toilet. I've got a round in the chamber already."

did the rounds

To flirt with lots of people

He certainly did the rounds last night!