Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.
I touch myself thinking about ruben
chad.
You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.
Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.
Ruben is just perfekt
Ruben is life
Ruben is everything
People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball
Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking
(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks
Ruben is a sexy guy with a hot teasing voice. He is tall and attractive, he's the sweetest person for the people he cares about. Ruben is the hottest guy ever.
Ruben can I taste your Rubito?
Ruben: Id like to taste your fifi at the same time.
Its called 69
The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.
Friend : you are so annoying, and such a ruben!
fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan