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A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station
Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum
An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover
I only drink Meyers Rum.
The "healthy glow" humans get after spending the night with Captain Morgan.
A:"Why is my face so shiny?"
B: "Rum sweats"
(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.
After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”
Originated in Great Yarmouth. Is believed to mean "get a room" but was distinctively blurred and slurred through the one centimeter thick caravan wall. Was intended to stop an incident of anal sex from occuring whilst someone was in earshot. Can be used to prevent any type of sexual activities from taking place or one should make his own judgement as to when it is appropriate to use.
Person A is about to indulge in some sort of sexual activity...
Person A says: Oh baby i will only bum u if u insert it yourself.
Person B can be present in the room or simply in earshot of a conversation
Person B says: Hurmmmm
After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.
*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.
An alcoholic beverage originating in Bermuda at the Swizzle Inn. (their slogan "swizzle inn; stagger out")
Made with:
1 shot of dark rum
equal parts orange juice & pineapple juice
triple sec for color
few drops bitters
We got SO loaded on Rum Swizzles!
Don't take that swizzle into the pool!