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The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.
Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'
Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
when someone makes a joke about something you dont really get, but you know its a joke so you give a short laugh
when someone says: "make sure you check their
pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."
A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond
Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?
Lesbians who use protective gear.
I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
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