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A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond
Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?
The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.
Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."
Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"
Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one
"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."
The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.
You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.