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someone whom is of no use to anyone.
you son are about as useful as a meat salad to a vegetarian.
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A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.
See also Ramen Budget
My girlfriend is outta town, and there's naught but lettuce to eat. Bachelor Salad and Beer it is!
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A cartoon character created by David Firth that appears mentally insane and deranged. His characteristics seem to resemble that of the symptoms of Schizoprehenia.
Salad Finger's journey takes place throughout shows he appears in that show the world form a gloomy, cynical perspective probably to which Salad Fingers mental illness leads himself to belive. His characters resemble that of fictitious friends such as Hubert Cumberdale. Symptoms of his deranged personality and illness include: attracting to bloodshed, favoring the act of caressing rusty objects such as spoons, gathering fabricated friends, ignoring reality (ex: Conversing on a disconnected phone, and sharing dinner with an inanimate and deceased carcus). This all, of course, is fictional and thought up by David Firth with the help of a Canadian Music Ensemble and ideas from an alternative source.
The series has been parodied and sequeled (with no prequels) and is featured originally and primely on NewGrounds.Com and Fat-Pie.com (1 of which NewGrounds.com contains ratings to its contents).
"Hubert Cumberdale is one of the fictitious friends SALAD FINGERS posesses."
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Alot of pubic hair
Chris needs to shave his gorilla salad.
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At least in death, they can act as damned good fertilizer...
Shrub Patrol 1: DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!!
Shrub Patrol 2:AHA!! DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!
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When a woman dives into a mans scrotum with her mouth.
She then proceeds to suck and nibble softly at each testicle and at times the entire scrotum is put into her mouth and caressed with the woman's tongue.
The beautiful woman in the corner with that nice man is going to be having one hell of a Balls Salad this evening.
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