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Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.
Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts
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Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
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To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.
Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.
All of BTS’s sales are Inorganic. They do have multiple #1 hits but the only reason they do is because of mass-buying which leads it to being inorganic.
BTS Inorganic sales means all their sales are inorganic.
BTS only has multiple 1 hits on the billboard charts because of their inorganic sales.
All of their sales are mass bought, and the GP doesn’t know them or listen to them. They are overrated, chart obsessed freaks.
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Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.
Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."
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Noob sale as in an online game such as Runescape.Selling quality items for cheap prices.
Leroy: Crap, I just barely started this game and I'm broke.
Alfred: You should find a noob sale
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An expression used to point out a female dressing provocatively in a public place, assumedly in hopes of attracting male affection or attention. Can be used as a compliment or as a negative remark, depending on the user’s tone or intent. Origin of the phrase refers to prostitutes working a corner, dressing to attract johns - however the phrase used this way is strictly for pointing out or identifying females dressed provocatively.
John: "Dude, check out the girl in the green tank top.
Dave: "Wow... like it's on sale."
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