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when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy
Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed
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I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me
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1. A haircut that gets you laid
2. A haircut that evokes lust
I just walked out the barbershop and this girl gave me the eye, its my first screw cut man!
I love what you done to your hair.
Tell me about it, the guys are lining up my door; guess they can't resist my screw cut
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During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!
Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'
Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'
Bill' 'Nice!'
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Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.
Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."
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Some one who is messed up or deformed.
Someone who is stupid or ugly.
Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.
Someone who doesn't make sense
That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.
You are so screwed up.
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A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.
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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.
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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.
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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.
In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.
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