a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.
Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!
The hanging poop balls or fecal matter left behind on the nut sack hairs after a soft stool
Joe had a severe case of scrotum berries after exporting a soft excrement of poop
When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.
"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!
When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.
Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip
The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.
A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
Someone who creates unnecessary drama and does stupid shit to blame others.
Girl 1: Don't be such a Scrotum Sucker!
Girl 2: well.... nuH UH! it's all your fault
When a man slits another man’s scrotum and proceeds to have sex with it.
Jim:I scrotum fucked Jahndy so hard last night!
Jayson: No way!