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Wake girl up from a sound sleep and bust in her eyes.
I gave Betty the sleepless in seattle last night, she cried.
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the weird tunnels under Seattle that you’ve heard existed but really don’t want to spend money on a tour to see.
Yeah, I’ve heard Seattle underground is pretty cool, I’ve never been there though.
Getting phenomenal head on vacation in a hotel room
Man I heard Jordan last night in the other room getting the old Seattle style
When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.
Want to do a Seattle Spinner?
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The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.
Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.
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When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.
"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
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When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
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