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The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...
First number retired for Seattle Seahawks fans.
I am a Seattle 12.
Getting phenomenal head on vacation in a hotel room
Man I heard Jordan last night in the other room getting the old Seattle style
When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.
Want to do a Seattle Spinner?
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The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.
Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.
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When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.
"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
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When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
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