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blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere
When someone needs to fart and they try to hold the fart but instead they accidentally pass gas and the fart turns into a combination of shit and fart.
Logan:Bro did you hear Mary passed a shart today in class
Tyler:Oh damn she nasty
The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.
Darcy's shart was so explosive it ruined his tighty whiteys and favourite pair or trousers.
To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.
Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.
when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)
me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED
nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight
When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.