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When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
When you have a breeched trust with your anus.
I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.
when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room
blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere