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the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.
Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
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When speaking about the delivery of a child. Instead of delivered, use shat that shit.
She shat that shit out at the hospital. It was a boy and baby daddy was happy!
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The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.
Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"
Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."
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When you have anal sex with a woman and get her diarrhea on your penis.
Bob: "Dude, Jenny gave me a total shat dack last night."
Jim: "I'd still tap that ass."
Guy1: "You're such a shat dack."
Guy2: "Isn't that when you get shat on your dack?"
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In the game Overwatch, when you hit more than 1 enemy with Reinhardt's ultimate Earthshatter, you exclaim Phat Shat
Man I had the most phat shat last night.
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When you have to take a shit and there is nowhere to go so you have to pop a squat but take a shit instead.
The other night James was on his drive home and suddenly had to take a shit. To avoid shitting in his pants, not to mention his car, he pulled over to pop a shat.
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