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A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.
"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"
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Q. "Where'd you put the shell casing?"
A. "Lol, you me to put it in your bag and I cracked up and did it."
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Jumping on the cock of whatever sports team is winning at the time.
Lee Shell: I Love the Atlanta Braves.
(BRAVES LOSE)
(Reds Lose)
Lee Shell: I Love the Cincinnati Reds
(Giants win the world series)
Lee: OMFG I LOVE THE GIANTS, Giants fan FOR LIFE!
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When swimming in an ocean or a body of water with shells in it, you go to change out of your swimming suit and shells pour all over the floor and are stuck up in your ass.
After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!
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the crust covering a pavement placed dog turd. When stood upon the shell is broken and the smell is released
"I stood on that barkers egg and broke the smell shell, it's bouffin"
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