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The embodiment of fun, love, and amazing friendship. Sheri never fails to cheer you up or make you giggle. Sheri is also known to make one horny.
Sheri you are so funny! *humps your leg*
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Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.
Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.
Shotgun Fraud, or Shotgun Scam, is a method of fraud in which multiple loans, mortgages, fraudulent cheques, or other financial withdraws are made in a very short amount of time. The scam works by going fast enough that it is over before the transactions are entered into the public record where banks and other institutions can view them.
There are two main types of shotgunning, Cheque Shotgunning, and Home Equity Shotgunning.
In the former, the same cheque is cashed at multiple banks, or at multiple branches of the same bank via online methods (ie. mobile banking) before the cheque is officially posted.
In the latter, multiple home equity loans are taken out against the same property with multiple banks, with them all closing within a short window of each other. This works because the credit bureau tradeline will not appear for 30 days, so the other banks cannot see that money is already being borrowed against the property.
"He stole over $400,000 in cash from the bank in a month."
"How?"
"He was running a shotgun scam."
A gun in the game called "Fortnite". The amount of damage the Pump Shotgun does depends on the rarity of the gun. The most a Pump Shotgun can do to the head is 220.
Garry: "Yo wtf is this game? I got one pumped by this guy!"
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."
A common phrase said in the time period between ordering pizza and receiving it. After bonging some salvia and smoking some jays and everyone has bare munchies, pizza is either ordered by phone or direct from the shop. The exact rules on "shotgun" are not clear, but any-time in-between ordering and getting the pizza, one may say "Shotgun the dip" and therefore they have ownership of the dip on #1 the pizza they ordered to share OR #2 a random persons pizza (method used by stingy persons) and no one can questions this.
*At College*
Person1: Yay, the pizza has arrived
Person2: Shotgun not hoisting
Person1: Dam.... SHOTGUN THE DIP
Person2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders
I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass
When the person riding shotgun is in charge of the ipod song selection.
Driver: Bro, switch it to some Barry Manilow for the ride home.
Shotgun DJ: As the shotgun DJ I reserve the right to deny requests that will compromise the sexual orientation of the person(s) in the car. So, in other words, FUCK NO.
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Ted: Billy insisted on being the shotgun DJ on the way home from Manitoba, and we listened to "I Whip my Hair Back and Forth" 37 times.
Henry: I know, I literally have to hide the ipod jack or he'll play 'Under the Sea' from the Little Mermaid the whole ride.