If someone is "shoulder with the kids", it's the opposite of hip with the kids. They're behind the times, lame-o, or droll.
You might be shoulder with the kids if you use the word "droll" and confidently know what it means.
Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.
looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic
i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket
When someone has had too much to drink and lean against the wall with their shoulder and begins to walk using the wall for support.
Tommy: Dude, Rocco had way to much beer last night.
Justin: I know. He was shoulder walling on the way to his room.
Someone who live streams showing there bare shoulders.
Your just another shoulder streamer.
A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.
Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there
Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders
Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you
Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it
Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys
Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony
Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders
Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison
Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.
I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!
When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.
At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"
Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"