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A shovel pic is when a girl (or boy) tapes thumbtacks or other items to a shovel and shoves it up either their vagina or asshole. It is not a very popular practice, but it is commonly used amongst machocists.
Guy: "Yo bitch, send a shovel pic real quick ;)"
Girl: "kk bb ;3"
Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.
indicative of unprotected sex.
often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.
Mate 1: gross
Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
To have sex.
Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.
Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"
A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."
A shovel daddy is basically the gay equivalent of a sugar daddy who is usually much older than his partner(s) and is always a pitcher not a catcher
"where did you get all this money bro?"
"Well... I kinda got a shovel daddy"
OrnaBug’s Strange Duped Shovel, that has the description “have.”
Orna: “Sans Shovel, have.”
The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.
Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?
a sentence said by the internet funny man know as soundsmorf
soundsmith: hey guys im buying duped shovels send me a trade offer