shower curtain

After you take a piss and shake it off, when you zip your pants back up and your tinkle goes down either leg of your pants and and hits the sides. Causing small wet spots.

Bob" Jeeeze, dan take long enough? what you do drop a duece?

Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.

Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!

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shower issue

A shower issue is the person, thing, event, problem, etc. which you ponder hardly on while taking a shower.

"When I was in the shower this morning I couldn't stop thinking about that loner kid who came in at work last night and ordered 15 pizzas. What was he up to? ... It was so my shower issue today, dude."

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Shower Buddies

A term used for bathing partners that engage in hygiene routines with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship (can be applied to heterosexuals or homosexuals.) The purpose of shower sharing is for a more lively cleansing activity in order to improve the mundane tedious chore or cleaning oneself.

Ryan: “Showering is so boring”
Richard: “Wanna be shower buddies?”
Ryan: “Yeah! Let’s clean each other!”

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shower high

A feeling one gets whilst he has a head cold, With a runny nose and head ache, and after he or she gets out of the shower all of the mucus and pressure has been released thus making the person feel like he is all better.

Mom:Oh you look like you have a cold
Son:Naw, Trust me I feel alot better now that I have taken a shower

Half-Hour Later;

Mom:So how do you feel?
Son:Like crap!
Mom:You must have been Shower High

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jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.

I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.

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Vanilla shower

When a man shoots a load onto someones face.

Azam gave lucas a vanilla shower while he slept.

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Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"

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