You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!
“Who’s Shrek?”
A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.
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A person that earned great respect on the internet over the years...
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To check one's pants for remnants of poo stains after an unexpectedly explosive fart. The word is formed from the combination of the words "shart" and "check."
You better shrek yourself before you wreck your ... undies
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a fucking donkey fucking Irish fat ass fuck who wants to know why the fuck you decided that his swamp was a place to enter.
its hip to fuck bees. you fucking shrek cunt.
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An ugly girl that has dip dyed her hair brown, and thinks she has friends....she thinks that she is beautiful....she smells like onions, and talks like a hippo
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shrek is a fat ogre that used to work at a uama ny manhaatan and now that has been traped in turkey. also known as adolf hitler, and oil.
work at ny manhattan at uama shrek.
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