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An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'
The bowl-legged, heat rash induced walk one gets after either not showering or eating spicy boudin from Jennings, Louisiana. This is a turn off to the female species. The Jennings shuffle can be caused by lack of clean hygiene, heat rash, eating spicy cajun food, and never washing clothes. Sufferers of the shuffle usually do not wipe well, nor do they comb their hair or brush their teeth.
Is that guy drunk? No, he's just doing the Jennings shuffle after eating tabasco-laced boudin and sweating too much.
Where you lay down on the floor and pretend to have a seizure as a dance move.
Person 1: Oh my god, Tyler's busting out The Tyler Shuffle
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN
the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going
I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.
when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
What is the west side shuffle you may ask?
Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”
“Yo fuck that light homie hit the westside shuffle”
When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.
I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle