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mixed signals

Refers to da random bu**s**t blinker-operations dat you brainlessly display to hapless fellow motorists after your having partaken of one or more "tall and strong" bartender-blended drinks in Margaritaville.

Sending mixed signals during turns or lane-changes may not actually indicate dat your car is low on blinker-fluid; instead, it may show dat YOU YOURSELF are "over-filled" with some OTHER type of "fluid! :P

by QuacksO October 6, 2024


mixed signals

noah rehn.

wow, hes the real definition of mixed signals

by mayogayo November 20, 2022


signal boner

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

by joerun26 July 21, 2010


Gaping signals

When a vagina winks at you to enter

As we lay in bed she spreads her legs and I get the gaping signals

by S7ava June 9, 2016


Signal Flinch

While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.

(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)

Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.

by Citruslump September 20, 2011


Turn signal

Somthing a BMW dosent have

Nice fuckin turn signal mate

by Nut funny man January 31, 2023


turn signals

slang for when a rat or narc starting pointing at others or turns on them as if they were pivoting around in a circle and pointing...

That rat ass bank employeecrolled on 5 or 6 homies, straight had the turn signals going.

by Richard Cranium Sr. January 7, 2021