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When a woman stands between two guys and jerks them off at the same time while pretending as if she was skiing.
Jeff did she really offer downhill skiing to you?
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a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.
"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"
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Putting jews in a body of water, and with a jet-ski run them over repeatedly.
Me and my friends caught some jews in a net, threw them in a body of water, and went kike skiing.
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According to many, snow skiing is quite possibly the most liberating activity known to mankind. It takes place during the wintertime when a person straps 2 long boards onto their feet and uses them to go down the mountain.
Considered by ALL skiers to be better than snowboarding (even those who have boarded before) because the tricks look sicker, the speed is faster, and it is much more fun to bomb through the powder. Plus you dont sit around on the cold snow, take off and reattatch your boots in the lift line, or worry if chicks will get on you. It is also much more versatile when dealing with tree runs and making minute corrections to dodge punk boarders that sit on their asses right below knolls waiting to be taken out.
snowboarder 1: "dude! did you see that skier's 540 rodeo with an iron cross?!"
snowboarder 2: "yeah! it was the sickest thing ever!"
snowboarder 1: "yeah...he pulls all the bitches. i wish i was snow skiing instead of conforming to snowboarding like everyone else."
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Someone who's looking for free drinks.
Don't talk to that girl, she's so ski patrol.
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A person who helps injured people on at a ski area
The ski patroller named Elsa helped me when I broke my leg at Nashoba Valley
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Signifies that a man is planning to have(or did have) a lot of sex over the weekend. Usually accompanied with hand/arm gestures simulating the use of poles while skiing.
Jack's girlfriend is arriving this friday, so he is going on a ski weekend.
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