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When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.
The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping
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A "skirt" that might as well be made from two dish towels; mini skirts rarely go lower than mid-thigh and are often ride low on the hips.
Harlots, like Britney Spears, are known to wear them.
Mini skirts are not for modest ladies.
What's the point of a mini-skirt? It won't cover you up or provide protection from the cold.
Wearing a mini-skirt and tank top seems to send the message, wether the wearer likes it or not, "I'm a hooker. Take me now."
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a conservative skirt worn by women to cover legs. Long skirts come in many forms from narrow to wide. Long skirts tend to be worn by older women and often, those of Jewish origins, who sometimes wears long denim skirt. Long skirts may prevent movement, especially if they are too narrow. Some skirt may accidentally be lifted up during a windy day, revealing the legs and underwear of a person and embarrassing them.
Some long skirts may have a slit on either the sides, the front, or the back, mainly to aid in movement.
It was embarassing. I was walking the other day, wearing a long skirt and the air just blew the skirt up over me and like everyone say my panties. I'm never wearing this again.
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a skirt that is so short that if a girl were to beand over wearinf it you will see her vagina
Wow did you see Rachels vagina skirt the other day? It was soooooo short
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When a girl wears an item of clothing sold as a shirt as a dress (ie. without pants). Shirts for skirts is often coupled with ass hanging out, or constant tugging at the bottom of the shirt to prevent this occurance.
Jack: I can see that chick's chouger!
Jack and Jill (heckling): SHIRTS FOR SKIRTS!
Jill: That girl has the same shirt as me...
Jack: Yeah but she's not wearing pants! shirts for skirts!
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