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Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 7, 2022


slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 22, 2019


boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023


Cum Slab

A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.

Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.

by Ihateniggers72 November 10, 2016


Hit the slab

To get on the interstate

Yo ill be right there im bout to hit the slab.

by jfry January 2, 2021


alabama slab

In construction, when you pour concrete into a hole, then add water and mix in the hole

Mix your concrete in a wheelbarrow, dont pour an alabama slab when making footings

by Charles Mili June 6, 2024


Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 16, 2021