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When you first wake up and make your sleepy girl friend give you head. there for it's sleepy head!
hay, wake up and give me some head!!!
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An alcoholic drink with equal parts alcohol and Nyquil..
After a long day at work. Peter went home and made himself a sleepy joe. He intended to get drunk and forget his own name before passing out.
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An antisemitic slur to describe Jewish people's eye shape
When will Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd and @NBCNews start talking about the Obama SURVEILLANCE SCANDAL and stop with the Fake Trump/Russia story?
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The act in which your girl yawns and you then insert your penis into her mouth and yell "sleepy head!"
As I looked over at Naomi she yawned so I jumped up and put my penis in her mouth while yelling sleepy head.
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A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.
CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache
CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
FIRST EXAMPLE:
A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.
SECOND EXAMPLE:
A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....
A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...
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When he’s too sleepy to have sex but still has an erection and wants you to play with it and it makes you mad.
My boyfriend is always sleepy horny when he comes home from work.
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When your friend passes out drunk, you put seran wrap on their face, and then shit on it.
Jay was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Sleepy Carl.
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