Smoke and Mirrors

01: Something/Someone that deceives or distorts the truth.
02: Something/Someone that distorts or blurs facts ,figures, etc., like a magic or conjuring work; artful deception; tricky inventiveness.

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roll smoke

To partake in the use of marijuana.

From Hank Williams Jr's song "Family Tradition":
Hank: "So don't ask me, Hank, why do you drink?"
Crowd: "To get drunk!"
Hank: "Hank, why do you roll smoke?"
Crowd: "To get high!"
Hank: "Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?"
Crowd: "To get laid!"

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smoke wagon

A six-gun (Westerns) or a sidearm.

"Go on! Skin that smoke wagon..." (Wyatt Earp in the movie Tombstone)

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smokes hog

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.

In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole

Victory Smoke

(noun) a cigarette consumed after some sort of accomplishment. especially used in a group effort.

Ms. Bruer - "thanks for moving my furnature, boys"

Guy 1 - "V.S!"

Guy 2 - "what? V.S?

Guy 1 - "victory smoke!"

smoking blueprints

rewarded a big ticket for a ball of wax(shine)
paying a price for inclusive coverage in the cabinet of leadership/fame/ministry.
working your plans with no troubles

Dusty and Dirty in Mudpits smoking blueprints to change their government systems.
Dusty: Hey Dirty, what it do?
Dirty: I'm smoking blueprints baby, how about you?

out smoke

When you smoke more then everyone else in the session

chad: Bro I out smoked terry at the sesh last night

steve: nice