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When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.
"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."
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When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.
"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."
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Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.
Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...
Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...
Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later
Guy 1: "where you been man"
*girls look up, interested"
Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"
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The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.
Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?
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a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly
The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.
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A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.
"guys the smoothies are done!"
*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.
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Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.
"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"
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