sniff the diff

the act of smelling the feces of a person infected with colstridium difficile.

Terry: i had to empty a bedpan of c diff shit.

Someone else: gross. sniff the diff!

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twat sniff

Any stank puss make my long john pause.

Alley that little dirty twat sniff.

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anger sniffs

A quick inhale through the nose while making an angry or frustrated face. Often used to show expression of anger. Anger sniffs help show enthusiasm of feeling, and help improve the level of intimidation.

Dude why'd the heck did you just eat my tots??? *anger sniffs while making angry face*

Man! c'mon, that's the third time this week you've destroyed my bathroom after dinner! *anger sniffs*

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Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

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first sniffs

The act of directing one's gaseous expulsions toward those around them (mostly in the form of a fart)

Being selfless with one's malodorous gifts

His generosity was evident from his willingness to give family and friends first sniffs.l

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take sniffs

take sniffs is used in a similar fashion as 'lick my nuts' - except instead of suggesting the licking of nuts, take sniffs refers to the sniffing of nuts. its said either as a response to something, or at the end of a sentence to add effect.

"dude - i just had a yums ass pizza all to myself - take sniffs"



or


guy A: "dude...your an a**hole"

guy B: "oh yeah? well you have no friends and masturbate to pokemon puzzle league porno silver edition in your free time so take sniffs"



or


"take a sniff'a deez nuts bitch, im home - now make me a sandwich"

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Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

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