spanish omelet

A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet

Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.

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spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.

Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.

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spanish gold

awesome bud that knocks you on your ass

"What kind is it?"
"spanish gold..."
"oh shit."

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spanish inquisition

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

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Spanish Teacher

fucking idiots trying to teach you a different language that you're never gonna use.

The Spanish Teacher is stupid.

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Spanish Flea

A song that annoys people if played repetitively. Sounds as if it could be from a gameshow.

"There was a little spanish flea, a record star he thought he'd be..."

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Spanish Trampoline

Spanish trampoline is a Marijuana that gives you such a massive high that you become sexually arroused and want to whack off on eretang. it was first discovered in spain when a young scientist from Germany named Longrod Van Hugendong grew pinapple express in cow shit and then watered it with green apple splaters from the local missionary

yo man give me some of dat Spanish Trampoline shit!!!! mothafucka!!!

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