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Speak To The Judge

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show

"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."

by Jordan1234567 December 11, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet Speak

Describes the type of language you use on the internet, though it's a rarely used term because it doesn't sound right.

-M8, check out ma new YT Vid I posted y'day.
-Could you please stop using Internet Speak?

by Matthigast September 26, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


white-speak

1) n.: How a typical Caucasian American with a suit and tie would speak. Sounds very proper without any slang and each letter is enunciated with care. In addition to no slang, there also aren't any contractions such as "aren't", "isn't"

2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.

Definition 1:

Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"

Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"

Definition 2:

Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"

Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"

by nbamike May 4, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm speaking

It basically means STFU, don't interrupt me. It was coined by Kamala Harris on the Vice President debate 2020

Mr. Vice President I'm speaking.

by FSY October 8, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Online Speak

(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!

"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"

"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"

by G-Union October 29, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


1337 Speak

1337 speak is a language that developed over the net (Made popular mostly by Counter-Strike) that's objective is not to replace every letter with a symbol, but to make fun of mispelt words.

Bad: 0/\/\9 1 |_1|<3 |>\/\//\/ _|00
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

Good: 0MG I leik pwn j00.
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

English: Omg I just owned you.

Common words used in 1337 speak:
Like = leik
Own = pwn
Pwned = pwnt
You = j00
Hacks = Haxz0rz
Lol = lawl
OMG = ZOMG
The = T3h
Suck = sux

1337 Speak sounds leik: ZOMG I leik, totally pwnt that newb. j00 r t3h sux.

by Not4U2C January 2, 2006

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Speaking Cursive

As you may have realized, cursive writing looks like -๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ- So when you speak cursive its to speak jumbled up or jointed up.

Example
John is so drunk he's speaking cursive again!

by AฬถNฬถTฬถIฬถ.ฬถCฬถHฬถIฬถLฬถDฬถ March 1, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž