spunk nuggets

1. A male's/female's testis.
2. When semen comes out of an erect penis and lands into a cup, or a container, or anything and goes hard. The hard semen breaks up into little pieces called spunk nuggets.

1. Lizzy, will you please suck my spunk nuggets.
2. Lizzy will you drink/eat my spunk nuggets.

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Ninja Spunk

To arrive at the point of no return without giving your partner any idea that you are about to evict ones population paste all over her face/chest/eyes...

Nat: tug tug tug tug, sucky sucky sucky sucky, tug tug tug tug...
Me: Sploooge...
Nat: Oh, i see you ninja spunked me again...
Me: Opps, sorry sweetcheeks.

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monkey spunk

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.

slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

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lung-spunk

When, on the odd occasion, instead of a women giving a blowjob and swallowing the spunk she instead inhales it. The spunk then enters the lung and can cause coughing.

Mr.Rob: Wardy did you give some bird lung-spunk?

Wardy:Yeah she was choking it up for ages.

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spunk art

The random or artistic pattern one makes from the ejaculation or expulsion of spunk on any variety of tapestries or surfaces that may resemble a pattern or image.

One(being male) makes on a (normally) female recipients small of back after withdrawing from dogstyle before ejaculation and holding back till pressure overcomes the holding force. Often with a loud audiable "BLAT!". Thus resulting in a distinguishable spunk art image. >Can also be performed by a "solo artist" on a variety of tapestries and textiles.
>may also be performed by an oral reciepient with gag reflex trauma but may not include regergitation.

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spunk trumpet

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

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Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

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