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kissing anothers asshole ( which appears to resemble a "starfish")
kissing a starfish is the start of anal sex
Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)
When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.
Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.
To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.
A person who spends a majority of a drunken night finding his partners anus
Craig drank a bottle of wine and turned into a bad ass starfish hunter
A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.
You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.
My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.