the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation
"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."
frozen steak sold door-to-door, usually from the trunk of a disreputable-looking salesman's car.
A shady-looking salesman came into my work today trying to sell me some nasty frozen trunk steak!
The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.
Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.
A peracion steak, a term coined by Rainbow Six: Siege YouTuber MillerzMagic, is the term for when you cum on a steak and make a female eat said steak.
Millerz: Yo I made my ho eat a peracion steak
Tekashi69: That's fuckin nasty
Getting a Vegetarian drunk and feeding them steak (or any other animal meat)
Bob took Sue on a date and steak raped her. She is not a vegetarian anymore.
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In the food-service industry, when a steak is cooked incorrectly (more often than not, overcooked), a new steak is cooked for the guest. The original over-cooked steak, often un-touched, or merely sliced into to determine wellness, is perfectly good for eating. As a server, mistake steak is an annoying (because of the lowered tip received from the guest) mistake, but also a delicious one.
The kitchen fucked up my steak order for my table again, god damnit. They ordered medium-rare and this is medium-well. Oh-well. While they're cooking a new stake, I'll eat this mistake steak. OM NOM NOM.
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Dude, did you see Brittney's skirt steak when she got out of the car?
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