Stephen Kelly

The only man on planet earth who contains the power to drag a teacher down the hall by her hair and is able to do so by claiming he is, "Retarded". This man absolutely loves the smell of farts, especially his own. He is known to trap his rancid farts in his XXL shirt and sniff it all up. (Not one bit of that gas goes to waste) He is also known to fart and blame it on other people. His way of blaming it on other people is the classic, "*point* It was him" method. Many have caught on to his antics and know that he is lying but still respect him for who he is.

Situation 1:
Teacher: Stephen who are you pointing at?
Stephen: He farted it wasn't me I swear.
Teacher: Okay, please sit down.

Situation 2:
Student 1: Hey did you hear about that kid Stephen Kelly?
Student 2: Yeah I did, he is awesome I am a fan!
Student 1: I am a bigger fan I follow him on Twitter #StephenKellyFan

Stephen Baldwin

Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.

"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."

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do a stephen

To completely mess something up without actually doing anything wrong.

Shane "Come on now don't do a Stephen on us!"
Steven (Inhales Oxygen...)
Shane "AW For FUCK SAKE STEPHEN!!!!"

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Stephen King

one good writer
can write some creepy stuff
and some stuff that makes you think

It
The Dark Tower
Drawing of the Three
were all writen by Stephen King

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Stephen Glansburg

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.

"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"

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Stephen Graham

Another word for cocaine, originated from the film 'Boiling Point'

Just picked up a couple grams of Stephen Graham.

Just hooted a paragraph of Stephen Graham.

Stephen Moffat

1. The head writer of the British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Brilliant writer who enjoys torturing the characters and playing havoc with viewers' emotions. Affectionately referred to as "The Moff."

2. An expletive used when a) strange character revelations surface, b) Rory dies - again, c) plot developments are not explained and/or left as cliffhangers.

Doctor Who is so much more convoluted since Stephen Moffat took over.

WHAT?! River Song is actually (-spoilers-) but we don't get to know what happens until next the next series?!! MOFFAT!!!!!