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A key ingredient to make eggs on toast
Person 1: Hey got any stiff soy? I'm making eggs on toast.
Person 2: Stop making eggs on toast idot, give me speed upgrades
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a sexual act in which a male takes his penis and taps it on the shoulders of the female before rubbing his penis around her lips and finally into her mouth to receive oral sex.
The man performed a wicked stiff on his lady friend.
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Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid
I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there
Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.
Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.
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A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."
-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"
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A micropenis that is erect.
Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!
AMAZING IRISH PUNK BAND!!!!!!! sometimes referred to as the "Irish Clash". Very political, and very talented! AMAZING BAND
Some Stiff Little Fingers' songs are Nobody's Heroes, Suspect Device, and the Silver Lining
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