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We all know you’re here because you’re a horny teen with no access to porn hub
Wow, that Will dude is a horny teen who loves a sex story
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A new way of blowing off stupid people because someone is too stupid for you to bother wasting your time explaining the idea to. #felicia
"Vegans live a lot longer than meat eaters.", Said the girl who ate my pulled pork and loved it. "Nice story."
a story told by someone that starts out interesting and seems like it could go somewhere but ends without any real point resulting in a very anticlimactic story
The little kid tried to explain his dream but forgot the ending resulting in a Paige story.
(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.
That was a definite ewan story.
By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.