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a camel that accidentally flew into the well and got stuck.
Islam Boy: AHH! My Camel flew into the well! It is stuck. My CAMEL STUCK IN A WELL
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This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.
Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*
The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.
An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.
Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.
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When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.
Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.
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When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.
Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.
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When a girl is fucking a guy on top and she appears to be stuck only being able to move up and down on his Elevator
We were having sex and then she got stuck on my elevator
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