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a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking
Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!
The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.
They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.
I know how the game goes, Because I have to play it with humans. Time has its limits. Life is so gambled, No one can give you a second life. You have to discover the truth by yourself, Because no one tells you. I cook myself a good dish, Because I come from Italy. Oh, you're hungry? But have you ever skipped meals? On my drain, I put a few berries of tobacco, on the paper, Spread the fat properly. Yes. You need to choose the right number. I take the good portions Yes. Take good pieces, High ranks, I dont do circuits. Feel me. A lot of parts are needed on the docks, Second. You've not attempted the incapacity to find the chemistry, In success, there is no succeeded.🥀🥀
Suburban underground is so fire🥀🥀
Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.
John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.
when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them
"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."
Used to refer to upper-class white people when they do/say/have something that seems “bougie”.
1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”
Response: “... That’s suburban.”
A female teen from the suburbs with the following characteristics: snotty, spoiled, nasty, & very fashion conscious without understanding fashion.
Person- "Did you see how mean Sally was to those girls. She is such a suburban brat!"