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hot suit

n.- combining the concepts of a hotbox and a mascot outfit or other roomy attire that has the ability to contain smoke, creating a moving hotbox.

I was cheering at the game in my hot suit, but i ended up chilling my balls off behind the bleachers.

by chompsticks October 8, 2010


TV Suit

Soft, comfortable , stretchy, clothing you put on at the end of your day to watch TV in.

“I’m going to put on my tv suit and watch the evening news.”

by Jakerrs October 9, 2018


Mutton Suit

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.

“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”

by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011


Suit Syndicate

An alcoholic New Zealand based gang attired from legs to head in formal suit wear when clearly the occasion does not call for it. The Suit Syndicate (aka 'The Double S') also tend to accessories with such items as; pimp canes, top hats, SUITcases (briefcases), informal footwear & wigs..

The SS are most well known for harassing young female tourists and backpackers who are visiting NZ. Females in general are unsafe from the gang as they appear at first quite charming and harmless. They are 'karate-good' at the art of mind manipulation for the prize of booty. The SS has spread as far as the UK and is constantly growing.
The SS are very found of the sport of lawn bowling. They are full time members of the Ponsonby bowling club.

Main headquarters: Carparts

Founding members include; Yuktrain Johnston, All Day Johnson, Jez, Bangasaurus Rex & The Karate Kid.

Jez got lost and partook in illegal drug use with a homeless bum, Yuktrain threw up on a stripper n paid for it and Bangasaurus Rex got a rare oriental venereal disease n also paid for it, all within 1 hour. All Day was missing in action... who knows what he secretly got up to.. (This is a normal Suit Syndicate evening)

by honest jeffery September 20, 2011


embassy suites

A sweet ass hotel owned by hilton, usually with a huge open area inside that you can fly paper airplanes and throw coins, luggage and your freinds down. They usually have free happy hour from 530-730, and you can get fresh omelettes for free for breakfast. Also each room is really 2 rooms, hence the name embassy SUITES.

1) Dad: hey guys I booked us 3 nights at the embassy suites for our upcoming trip

Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple

Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?

Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner

by Jason DeRolex June 7, 2018


sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.

"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."

by bzang January 8, 2009


Wet Suit

The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".

Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"

by shawtbusshawty October 22, 2010

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