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When you have sex with a very big assed woman, you smack her ass once and then just follow the waves.
Her: baby, lets have sex! Please daddy im horny.
Him: Alright, but I'm tired. Turn around and I'll do some african surfing.
i just got barreled now I'm going to surf on turf, my old lady is going to love it
When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves
Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?
Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼
When you are feeling not really happy but not really sad. Maybe under the influence of antidepressants.
Adam: Hey Fred how ya doing
Fred: Meh, so so just surfing the line.
When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop
Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.
A spur of the moment type of love where you’re attracted to the crazy side of someone
Those two just meet and they’re already all over eachother, must be surf love
In a locker room, the act of sitting on the bench without a towel. Also a way of marking ones territory to keep others away.
“I use this locker dude..way too much butt surfing over by you man.”