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A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.
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The idea for a Cold Susan was created from the Hot Carl. A Cold Susan is when you poop into a plastic bag and freeze it. After freezing the turd thoroughly, (during intercourse) take the frozen turd out of the bag and replace your penis with the frozen turd.
I tried giving my girl a cold susan but the poo melted and it sucked.
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The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.
I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!
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n. A woman who feigns support for women's rights, but is ultimately only a servant to oppressors. Analog of "Uncle Tom."
Sarah Huckabee Sanders occupying such a prominent position may maker her seem like a champion of equal treatment for women, but she's only a Susan Collins.
An alcoholic drink made by combining gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup topped with soda water and rohypnol
Ugh, last night this stranger bought me a Susan Collins at the bar!
The only person to ever up gary guacamole
Yo susan sausage is legemdary
Doing something really well unexpectedly
Rutvij has gotten really good at crocheting. He's really kissing Susan!