Finger banging two girls/guys while fucking a third.
I ran the Swedish trident on some girls last night.
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A chick that loves to have fun of all sorts of dimensions...
Oh dear, i need to have some time off to recover after spending a weekend with the swedish minx! She is mad!
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A sexual act similar to titty fucking, but with the additional element of erotic lactation. Particularly popular in the nordic and scandinavian countries, it involves a woman who is currently nursing, or is otherwise able to lactate, stimulating a man's penis between her breasts by squeezing them together around the shaft. At the same time the man stimulates the woman's nipples to help her release milk. If done correctly you'll both need a good shower afterward because you'll be covered in a mixture of milk and semen.
"Honey your tits look amazing tonight! Do you think you'll have enough supply to make a swedish milkshake later?"
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when you place your testicles on your partners eyes, preferably on ball on each eye. Theyre called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.
Capri was passed out drunk at Justins, so I gave her some swedish goggles. They fit her well.
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Swedish kissing is a very long kiss which is then held for upwards of 5 seconds to 15 seconds. In Swedish this iconic kiss is called βlΓ₯ngtradare.β
Did you see Sarah and Jimmy last night? Yeah I did they were Swedish kissing.
Weird it looked like they were making one kiss last forever.
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An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.
Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night.
Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!
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pull your penis out of a girls mouth after ejaculating and proceed to urinate on her face.
my wife was very upset when i gave her a swedish watergun
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