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A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
A game where your social life goes to die, and then rot in hell. You cannot escape its grasp, and once you play, you will be addicted to it. After 4 months of grinding, you get bored and leave for 6 weeks. You then come back and are addicted again until your computer crashes.
Me: Iv'e been playing World of Tanks for 4 months straight now.
Friend: Wtf is that?
Me: Gtfo noob.
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A slang word most commonly used in Britain and Australia.
A large American car. Usually has a large V8, handles like an aircraft carrier and gets extremely bad fuel consumption.
Basically any car that has been produced out of America from the 60's on, but some before then.
Some are:
Older Dodges
Buicks
Cadillacs
Some Chevrolets
Newer Oldsmobiles (Especially 1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass)
Plymoths (Excluding Prowler)
Imperials
Etc
(While Driving a Cadillac or any other Yank Tank)
Uh-Oh, A corner. Might as well get out and walk.
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to have ejaculated so often over a short period (either through masturbation or sex) that you have little or no semen left in your testicles (the 'tanks') and thus will hopefully be able to last longer before cumming again
"Despite having dry tanks before taking this girl home, she was so amazing I came really quickly."
A online Tank game made by wargaming (greedy cunts) which used to be good until mid 2016 where the game because pay-to-win with tanks such as Skorpion G, Obj 252u/Defender, Chrystler K GF and Nameless. Now in world of tanks if you don't have a tier 8 PREMIUM tank or a PREMIUM account don't bother going past tier 6.
#FuckWargaming.
Veteran: Ah, I remember the good old days of World Of Tanks.
Newbie: fuck this game, now im bankrupt.
Veteran: Sucked in.
Wargaming: selling e-25 and pzIIj $150 each >:D
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When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.
Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.