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The tarry black dookie of a newborn baby or an adult after some misadventure.
After a night of Pabst drafts and White Castle burgers, I have a case of the La Brea Tar Shits!
This is a 5.56x45mm caliber bull pup rifle developed by the Israelis and includes a 30 round magazine. Additionally the common Israeli infantry rifle has automatic and semi-automatic capabilities.
The IWI Tavor/Tar-21 is a common infantry rifle used by the Israeli military.
When your dick goes so far up her butt, it tickles the intestines and "tar" comes shooting out all over you.
John was slamming her with his Italian stallion, when he realized he woke the La Brea Tar Pit.
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The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.
At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".
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What one gets paid when living in Florida.
Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.