Tax Cut

paying the minimum on a credit card and not changing your charging habits.

Bush tax cuts — which accounted for 42 percent of the deficit.

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Tax Season

A special time of the year, when people become overly excited about getting money back that was stolen from them awhile ago.

Yessssss It's tax season, Time to buy some shit with my $50.

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Dad Tax

A portion of an item a father is entitled to when he buys something for his kids, usually something they pestered him to purchase or if they ask for his assistance to open the packaging. This is normally applicable for food items.

"Here's your damn potato chips and I opened the bag."
*Reaches in for a handful*
"Minus Dad Tax."

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Black Tax

The extra money that black professionals are expected to give every month to support their less fortunate family and extended families.

The burden of black tax causes the financial distress to middle class professionals as they usually have no savings left after having to share their salaries with the entire family.

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tax that ass

tax that ass = pimp a ho

im going to tax that ass, make money from a ho

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Asshole Tax.

In the service industry: An employee or owner of a business uses all their discretionary power against a customer who is consistently an asshole. This is a hidden tax since people in service are rarely allowed to call assholes on their behavior.

Alice: You could have totally given that guy a discount.
Bob: He always ask for a discount.
Alice: Oh, well. I guess he just paid the asshole tax.

Carol: Why didn't you hold it for me.
Dave: I was too busy cleaning up after you.

Eve: Why won't you take that guys return.
Frank: He returns something every week, he needs to pay the asshole tax.

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Nigga Tax

When a nigga keeps the change after running to the store.

Yo Pookey! where my change at?
Nah aint no change, Nigga tax yo!

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