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There were big heaving burbling sobs.
Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.
Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”
NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.
the most delicious fluid on the planet, anyone blessed enough to taste it has been granted eternal life.
xavier: i just drank some of trod's tears, i think i'm immortal now.
When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.
I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.
This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.
Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.
Noun:
drops of clear, sweet liquid which flow from a vagina when sexually aroused.
N.B. not to be confused with the alternative, "Pussy Tears (Rips)"
e.g. 1
He caressed and stroked her gently, on her way to orgasm, crying pussy tears.
e.g.2
"Mate, she was well wet, you should have seen the pussy tears"
The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.
Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.
A clear or milky fluid that seeps out of the nipple area from the human breast, the appearance of which is often linked to punctured, expired, or faulty breast implants.
"How did she know her implants were leaking?" "She started having titty tears."