The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.
Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.
when a women's breasts start leaking milk.
once i was talking to my mom then i noticed she had women tears.
The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.
Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.
1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.
2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.
1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?
2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.
There were big heaving burbling sobs.
Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.
Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”
NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.
the most delicious fluid on the planet, anyone blessed enough to taste it has been granted eternal life.
xavier: i just drank some of trod's tears, i think i'm immortal now.
When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.
I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.