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Revak tech is alternative word for good video content
Guy1: hey did you watch (video)
guy2: yes it was Revak tech!
When someone hijacks your business meeting with more needless in-depth technical information than the audience can even begin to comprehend (or even need to know).
Thanks for tech-jacking my meeting today dude!!
A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.
You are such a tech-hoe.
Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe
A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School
Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"
Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.
Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.
When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.
Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.
An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!