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To annoy the shit out the victim till they go out with you.
My rizz ain’t working finna use the badgering technique.
Another name for depressive masturbation
“You didn’t bring anyone home last night?”
“No, I used the giyuu technique instead”
“Fucking loser”
A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you
(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you
>>Think you are not good enough
>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago
Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique
A sexual technique in which double penetration is acheived in one orifice.
Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.
(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".
"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."
The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
When confronted by disagreeable or annoying people, simply snub them and don't give a shit.
"Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."
"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"